MEDIA ATTENTION: OLD LADY FORCES DISABLED MAN TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON HER!

Luella McAdoo is a longtime family friend of the victim, according to Tampa police spokeswoman Andrea Davis. On April 5, the man’s mother left him in McAdoo’s care while she ran errands. When she came home at about 6 p.m., she found her son

performing oral sex on McAdoo. The woman told McAdoo to go home, then she called police because her son, 34, does not have the ability to make a decision about sex on his own, Davis said. The investigation, Davis said, was particularly challenging because of the victim’s mental condition and inability to communicate verbally. After the detectives investigated, according to Davis, they direct filed the case with the State Attorney’s Office, who filed charges.

McAdoo was arrested at her 953 Chestnut St. W home this morning by Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office deputies on a Tampa police warrant, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. She was charged with lewd or lascivious battery on an elderly or severely disabled person and is being held at the Orient Road Jail on $7,500 bond, according to jail records.

Source: Tampa Bay Online

Reporters hurt at gun press conference!!

THREE journalists were hurt when a gun went off at a press conference called by Chinese police to highlight the success of a gun-control campaign. The press conference in Nanchong in Sichuan province was to publicise the results of a campaign by the city's police to seize illegal weapons, the Beijing News reported.

Source: News.Com.Au

Geez! What are the odds of that happening......?

Orlando dad gets gas by trading son's name in a local radio station contest!!!

Someday, when a boy named Dixon and Willoughby Partin asks how he got his 24-letter name, he'll learn it came with a hundred bucks worth of gasoline. David Partin of Orlando offered the right to name his unborn son to a local radio station that offered $100 worth of free gas to the listener with the most interesting item to trade. Don't trade your votes for any other Idol! Vote Rudy Blair for Canadian Media Idol!!
Source: AP

SWALLOWED SEX TOY: HEFNER'S NEAR-DEATH SEX EXPERIENCE REVEALED IN TELL-ALL.

LATEST: An embarrassing sex experience that almost cost Playboy boss HUGH HEFNER his life is to be exposed in a new book. Hefner sat for a series of lengthy interviews with author Steven Watts for what will become Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream. The tome details the Playboy boss' history of shocking sexual escapades. And Watts reveals not all the aging publishing mogul's romps were as steamy as admirers might imagine - Hefner once almost choked on a sex toy.

A source tells the National Enquirer, "Hefner divulges he almost died doing what he loves best while he was dating Playboy Playmate Sondra Theodore." The incident is said to have occurred in 1977 when the pair were using a small sex toy that fell into Hefner's mouth. The insider adds, "Hef began choking and was about to pass out. Sondra quickly started pumping his chest until the toy was dislodged." The book is scheduled for release in October (08).

THE PREGNANT MAN/WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO BABY GIRL!

Ewww! This is gross!! The transgendered Oregon man who went public with his pregnancy on OPRAH WINFREY's talk show has given birth to a baby girl. Thomas Beatie, 34, was born a woman but opted for a sex change. The baby was born on Sunday (29Jun08) at a hospital in Bend, Oregon.

VIDEO: REPORTER SWALLOWS BUG AND CURSES ON LIVE TV!

A normally professional news reporter curses and loses his cool on air after swallowing a bug. Caution: Discretionary language!

VIDEO: Reporter attacked by kids in the snow!

VIDEO: Woman attacked by pitbull while reporter tries to save dogs!

$$$$$$: The Cornflakes Media Story has come close to home!

Do you remember that ridiculous Cornflakes story that looked like Illinois and sold for $1350 on E-Bay? It now looks like KJ and I may be in the money soon as we find out more map trivia in this good country of yours called Canada. Damn! It's been exactly a year and a week we arrived here and KJ found a flake that looks like the map of Quebec! Why the hell not? We plan-ned to hawk it on E-Bay for some extra Canada Wonderland and Ontario Place summer funds but when I turned around to get the sugar yesterday, KJ had eaten it! So much for the $2 No Frills Kellogs Cornflakes sale last week. This entire weekend, I am examining every damn flake that falls into my bowl during breakfast and I have the map of the WORLD right next to me! LOL!

Austrian abductee Kampusch turns TV chat show host.

I reported this story to you last fall. Now, Natascha Kampusch, the Austrian who spent eight years locked in a windowless cell after being abducted in Vienna, turns TV chat show host on Sunday when her debut program airs on national television.

CRAZY FANS: Black fans MAD that Blair Underwood is dating a white woman in SEX and the CITY movie!

Actor BLAIR UNDERWOOD faced a backlash from black fans after he appeared on SEX AND THE CITY as the African-American lover of a white character. Underwood, the first African-American actor to join the sitcom's predominantly white cast, played Miranda Hobbs' boyfriend, Dr. Robert Leeds - a role which he claims didn't meet the approval of some fans.

But the Dirty Sexy Money star insists his female fans relented after learning he has been married to Desiree DaCosta, a black woman, for 13 years. He says, "In terms of the black female audience, usually in your body of work if you've proven that you love your sisters (black women) and will come back home, they will give you a pass when you jump ship. "I hear it all the time. I heard, 'We'll get you a pass because we know you're married to a black woman.'"

New groom Pete Wentz blasts MTV!

Newlywed PETE WENTZ has taken time out of celebrating his nuptials to launch a scathing attack on music network MTV. The Fall Out Boy bassist is "frustrated" by bosses at the channel because of the small amount of airtime actually dedicated to playing music. Isn't this guy supposed to be on his honeymoon? The 28-year-old has even started a poll on his online blog, asking fans, "What's the number one thing you hate about MTV?" And Wentz says, "I could only assume that you would be completely frustrated with the same things I am with MTV.

It is a network called music television that does not play music videos. And when they do play videos, it is in 30 second clips on (show) TRL or underneath the credits of whatever reality show. "The truth is whole videos should be played. Bands should play live. Premieres should be a big deal like they used to be, not just a snippet of a video. Artists should be able to let their imaginations go and know that people will be able to see what they have crafted. Artists should talk about their videos. we should and can make the music video important again."

TV SHOCKER! David Hasseloff proposes to Simon Cowell's girlfriend!

DAVID HASSELHOFF has proposed marriage to SIMON COWELL's longtime girlfriend TERRI SEYMOUR. The shocking proposal came as part of a 12-hour reality TV experiment staged by U.S. TV news show Extra, during which Seymour had to spend a night locked in a Las Vegas hotel room with the former Baywatch star. The 'lockdown' took place in a luxury suite at Planet Hollywood’s Resort and Casino.The pair played videogames, board games, enjoyed naked massages together and hosted guests including illusionists Penn & Teller and comedian Carrot Top. Seymour and Hasselhoff also chatted with the actor's fans via his official website www.Hasselhoff.com.

But a big surprise came when Seymour realised her roommate, who works for her music mogul boyfriend Cowell on hit show America's Got Talent, asked her to marry him. The TV experiment, complete with proposal and Seymour's reaction, will air on Extra for three nights, beginning on Tuesday (20May08).

New Yory Times announces their boss's marriage separation in the paper!

So what if I am some female African Journalist living in Canada? I know a lot of North American media dirt! Y'all trained me at the Broadcasting Institute of Maryland. You Americans can run a dirty operation in the media over there. Here's a paper that dug into the Governor's prostituting, almost damaged Senator John McCain's presidential bid with a story about some old alleged liason/affair with a lobbyist, what else.....Now the New York Times even printed their own bosses' dirty laundry? Have you no shame in that building with so many cabs passing by in front of?

Now we hear Arthur Sulzberger Jr., chairman of the New York Times Co., and his wife, Gail Gregg, are ending their marriage in an amicable separation, they say in a statement. "This is a private matter and we will not discuss it further." Sulzberger is also publisher of the Times....and my link is taking you straight to where else....THE NEW YORK TIMES!

Media Attention: Drag Queen robs a New Orleans Burger King at gunpoint!

Damn! They don't even have a clue whether he or she was a woman but they think it's a cross dresser cos there was no mask! WDSU in New Orleans has more of this drag bandit!
They also need to check out this person who used to play in the NBA. They may have been in the area too, especially when the checks have stopped coming in!.............SCARY!

Media Attention: Toronto makes dubious news....

TORONTO (Reuters) - An attendant at a Canadian restaurant who was sacked for giving a bite-sized doughnut, worth 16 cents, to an agitated toddler was given her job back on Thursday after the case received wide media attention. Nicole Lilliman, a single mother, said she was dismissed from a London, Ontario, outlet of the Tim Hortons coffee and doughnut chain after video cameras captured the 27-year-old giving a Timbit to a toddler.

"It was just out of my heart, she (the toddler) was pointing and going 'ah, ah...' I should have gone to my purse and got the change, but it was busy," Lilliman told the Toronto Star newspaper. Tim Hortons said on Thursday that the firing was a mistake.

SNL Hosts: Shia LaBeouf May 10; Steve Carell on May 17 Season Finale with Usher.

Saturday Night Live is ending the season with two great hosts — SNL will see Shia LaBeouf host this weekend’s (May 10) show with musical guest My Morning Jacket, and Steve Carell will host the SNL season finale on May 17 with musical guest Usher.

Crazy supermodel Naomi Campbell to star on "Ugly Betty."

Supermodel NAOMI CAMPBELL is to follow in the footsteps of fellow fashion queen VICTORIA BECKHAM after accepting a cameo role in hit TV series UGLY BETTY. The catwalk queen will play herself in the upcoming second series finale, according to the show's star Becki Newton. So I guess we should see some fighting on the show!

The actress says, "She's going to be in our last episode, which is exciting. "I've personally requested that I don't stand next to her because (my character) Amanda would not like to be seen with such a tall, pretty person." Campbell was originally announced as a guest star last year , but the Hollywood writers' strike scuppered plans. A spokesman for network ABC confirmed Campbell would be appearing in the show.

Venezuelan TV Station in HOT H20 for airing "The Simpsons" after being removed off the air!

I reported this story last week here when Hugo Chavez yanked the show. Government regulators have opened an investigation into a television station in Venezuela for airing the US satirical cartoon 'The Simpsons' during prime child-viewing hours. The Televen station took the show off the air two weeks ago after receiving a warning from the National Telecommunications Commission and replaced it with the beach and bikini classic 'Baywatch' in the 11 a.m. time slot.

Televen faces punishments that include a fine and a three-day broadcasting blackout, the commission, also known as Conatel, said Tuesday in announcing the inquiry. The investigation began three months after Conatel warned Televen about the broadcasts, saying 'The Simpsons' could be a bad influence on the children of Venezuela. I had a chance to talk to some protesting Venezuelans in front of their embassy downtown last week. Video will come soon.

CNN apologizes to China?

CNN is apologizing after a news commentator Jack Cafferty called the Chinese as a "bunch of goons and thugs." The Chinese Foreign Ministry had demanded an apology for the "ignorance and hostility." In a statement, CNN says that it provides "robust opinions" as part of its coverage. You go Jack! With the amount of human rights violations over there and an exiled D-Lama, tell em it's all about the first amendment! LOL! Whatever you do Jon, do NOT touch Cafferty's position. Thanks for apologizing though! (Jon is CNN's President Jon Klein who reads this blog daily)